tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10065760.post116580399870878106..comments2023-10-18T06:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Living In Perfect Chaos: My Name Is... My Name Is...Jennboreehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01920449345093917410noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10065760.post-90277254110673402362006-12-15T22:02:00.000-04:002006-12-15T22:02:00.000-04:00Me- you- right there! If the conversation revolves...Me- you- right there! If the conversation revolves around anything besides kids I stare like a deer in the headlights! I am so socially enept anymore and it bothers me, I am so glad I am not alone.<br /><br />Funnily enough hubby had his X-mas party last friday and all of us "SAHM" ended up at a table in a corner showing off our cell phone picts. Tell me that is not sad! LMAO At least we didn't have to discuss something that may tax our already over burdened brains! LMAOT-girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01880195323752995377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10065760.post-90657173560783469992006-12-13T14:45:00.000-04:002006-12-13T14:45:00.000-04:00My favorite conversation-ending line ever came fro...My favorite conversation-ending line ever came from an episode of Seinfeld, in which Elaine was trying to disentangle herself from a neverending conversation with a newly engaged woman who droned on and on about her fiance. Here it is, delivered in a really bad Southern accent:<br /><br />"Maybe the dingoes ate yo baby!"<br /><br />Probably best if saved for desperate circumstances.Katrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06319876018208176809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10065760.post-85525047004053633122006-12-13T13:13:00.000-04:002006-12-13T13:13:00.000-04:00Take fork.
Insert in eye.
Vow not to go to next ...Take fork. <br />Insert in eye.<br />Vow not to go to next year's party.tallulahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02844399832417509801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10065760.post-1165895091440489552006-12-11T23:44:00.000-04:002006-12-11T23:44:00.000-04:00a) "excuse me! I must go refill my drink," work...a) "excuse me! I must go refill my drink," works every time to get you out of the awkward conversation. Of course, "wow, this is awkward. How about we both walk away now and no one will know the difference," is a lot more fun.<BR/><BR/>b) figure out who the client is and then try to remember if you know anyone who actually works for that client. Orrrr ... drink more.<BR/><BR/>c) Used plate goes down whereever all the other used plates are. Don't be shy about starting your own used plate pile, either. Fork on the plate. (or in your bag. but only if it's silver.) Get a new glass with every new drink. <BR/><BR/>;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10065760.post-1165880044779922252006-12-11T19:40:00.000-04:002006-12-11T19:40:00.000-04:00Sorry can't really help. However, I tend to go to ...Sorry can't really help. However, I tend to go to the bathroom--a lot if I start to feel trapped. <BR/><BR/><BR/>I'm not into parties with strangers myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10065760.post-1165879864400136082006-12-11T19:37:00.000-04:002006-12-11T19:37:00.000-04:00Sorry can't really help. However, I tend to go to ...Sorry can't really help. However, I tend to go to the bathroom--a lot if I start to feel trapped. <BR/><BR/><BR/>I'm not into parties with strangers myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10065760.post-1165860857748967892006-12-11T14:14:00.000-04:002006-12-11T14:14:00.000-04:00Ha! I wish I could help you, but I'm as clueless ...Ha! I wish I could help you, but I'm as clueless as you are.<BR/><BR/>I'm no fun at parties. I'm fun with a group of 4 people or less. Any more than that and I get all shy.Legacy Userhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03632805233556646531noreply@blogger.com