I'm probably going to sound like a grandmother now, but I totally don't get some of the fashion styles these days.
Example 1: The long sleeve Tee under the short sleeve Tee.
Did this trend start because some frat dudes hadn't done laundry in months but were dying to wear their favorite short sleeve tee in hopes it would help get them laid?
Example 2: Pants hanging mid-thigh, exposing boxers, briefs or whatever a guy's got goin on under his jeans for all to see
Was this a rebellion to the grandmothers who hounded them to pull their pants up? We get it. Now pull your pants up!
Example 3: Flared micro-minis
It is quite clear by the lack of length on these so called pieces of clothing that the girls wearing them must enjoy gusts of wind, walking upstairs in the mall or tempting fate that they won't trip and fall in front of their father.
Example 4: Hipster pants or skirts
The only people these look good on are the manequins that never bend over, sit or move. Everyone else just shows too much crack or belly flab. And in hipsters, everyone has belly flab.
Those are a few examples of the strange new trends. But most likely, they are merely stolen trends from other decades and just tweaked to look spankin' new...but old.
And could some of the boys sportin mops trying to achieve the 70's hair PLEASE get a haircut already??
Far Future Grandmother