Well, I've experienced something that I bet 99.9% of the world has not.
My daughter bit my belly button.
Thought she was going to kiss my tummy like she always does and say hello to the current resident of my womb.
Instead, she BIT my OUTIE.
Should I call Ripley's Believe It or Not?
** Note! She was playing. Like when she pretends to eat a picture of food in one of her books. She certainly didn't hurt me and I knew she was being silly. It was just a surprise to feel her little teeth on my belly button!**