What not to say to a woman you've apparently been stalking:
"Pardon me for saying, but you are REALLY CUTE and probably married, huh? Don't worry, I'm not following you. Ha. Ha."
First of all, telling a woman she's CUTE isn't going to get you anywhere. Confirming that you've been stalking her by denying it certainly doesn't help matters.
Hubby thinks I should be flattered and carry some pepper spray along with an air horn.