Saturday, November 29, 2008

Listen Up, Guys...

What not to say to a woman you've apparently been stalking:

"Pardon me for saying, but you are REALLY CUTE and probably married, huh? Don't worry, I'm not following you. Ha. Ha."

First of all, telling a woman she's CUTE isn't going to get you anywhere. Confirming that you've been stalking her by denying it certainly doesn't help matters.

Hubby thinks I should be flattered and carry some pepper spray along with an air horn.

5 comments:

MeesheMama said...

Well, you are really cute.

How old was this guy exactly?

(And feel free to feel flattered, if not a little creeped out.)

Katrina said...

Yikes! I agree on the pepper spray, but hopefully this one's harmless. Still, never hurts to get that GPS chip embedded in your earlobe, just in case...

tallulah said...

Dang girl! You get all of the excitement. I wish I had a stalker. Oh, and by the way...you really are totally cute!

Jennboree said...

Well, the Ick Factor is this guy wasn't an adorable 80 year old with granddaughters my age. This guy was 40ish and looking to pick up a chic in the frozen section.

Nice.

Anonymous said...

Hey baby, come here often? At least he didn't say that.

If you had your kids with you then you should really REALLY be flattered. It's like once they see a stroller they just look through you. Not that I mind.

~Kandace